Morgan thinks aliens took him. At least that’s what he tells Cupcake and Daniel in episode twenty. This is a humorous crime fiction.
fiction
Episode Ten: He Can’t Call Her Cupcake
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Episode Two Looking for Pork Chop McQuade
The Shame in a Name
Episode One: Uncle Faucett Goes to Jail
Episode 1.
I read this novel in the dialect of its characters.
Looking for Pork Chop McQuade is a modern fiction set in rural Appalachia. The cast is a colorful set of folksy characters. While on the surface, the story holds a great deal of humor. It actually addresses big life issues. These include duplicity, paranoia, mental illness, codependency, abuse, loss, and grief.
After her father’s death, Cupcake McQuade becomes the caregiver for her great uncle, Faucett McCaughy. Named for her mother’s obsession with desserts, she also offers emotional support to her sister, Cookie.
In this episode she and Cookie learn that Faucett has been arrested. And you, the listener, get to meet the cast of characters.
Meet Cupcake McQuade. She is the main character who takes care of her great uncle, her eccentric spouse and her depressed sister.
Faucett is her ninety-four-year-old great uncle whose mind isn’t what it used to be and Bob, aka. Pork Chop, Cupcake’s husband, isn’t keen on him living so close to them.
Then there’s Thomas Jeffery, Cookie’s husband, who wants only one thing–to see his wife happy.
MY NEW PODCAST– LET’S CONNECT IN A POWERFUL WAY.
Unplugged!
I’ve begun a new practice in my life.
For one hour a day, everyday, I unplug. No exceptions.
I mean I unplug EVERYTHING.
And I do something in total silence, like paint. And the amazing thing that has come out of this is that I get more “Ah-ha!” moments.
You know what an “Ah-ha” moment is. It’s that sudden idea that drops into your head, seemingly, from nowhere.
And yesterday, that “Ah-ha” moment had to do with writing and podcasting.
A New Writing Adventure!
As some of you know, I had been writing for an online Audio Series. The problem with that is that I have so little control over the way the story is read and distributed. They use an AI reader. That bothers me. Because, I want my story read in my authentic voice.
The platform also punishes authors if listener retention drops after the first couple of episodes. Therefore, they encourage you to use AI to write your stories. Because they do this, all of the stories have a similar feel. The process looks like this. You type in your idea and AI produces the story. I refuse to do that. As a result, my episodes are a little too “cerebral” for most listeners. They’re also imperfect in that the sentences aren’t measured the way that AI sentences are. Sometimes my sentences are long and complicated. This means that my audience tends to be more mature and grounded.
I prefer to write intricate stories that delve into the human psyche. When I read, I enjoy highly developed, character-driven plots. It’s the type of stories that take me inside the characters’ minds and motivations. Stories that let you feel what the characters feel by their body language. (Did you know that only about 7% of communication is actually in words? That means the other 93% is conveyed through body language, tone and facial expression.)
My “Ah-ha” Moment Solution
Yesterday, right after I turned on my phone at the end of my unplugged hour, it came to me. Start a podcast, Darlene. Let people subscribe to it and listen to you read your stories. Share stories there that they can’t hear anywhere else. Engage with your readers. Answer questions they send in to you. Have fun. Connect.
So, I whipped out my phone and asked my Tony Robbins AI. Yes, I have an app for Tony Robbins on my phone. If he can teach Oprah to walk on glass, surely he can teach me how to start a Podcast. And to my delight, the Tony AI laid out a step-by-step instructional plan for implementing my idea. I get to use a structure I already have–this blog.
It Has Begun
I just recorded the first episode for my new podcast. It can be accessed right here on my blog with a paid subscription of $5 per month. That’s cheaper than most books, plus you get other features as well. One of those features is access to audio recordings available nowhere else. We will call those exclusive stories! You will also get access to print books available nowhere else online. AND you get access to private blog posts and interviews that I only share with paid subscribers.
Each episode will be a part of one of my books. I’m starting with Looking for Pork Chop McQuade. Not only will I read chapters from the books, but I’ll discuss what inspired the stories. I will also invite listeners to send in comments and questions. I’d love to address these on the show! The audio version of this book is only available to my subscribers. You will be able to listen to this on Spotify and other audio platforms shortly.
My promise to you is that I will show up consistently. I will continue to write unique and engaging stories. And, will also, reply to your comments and questions.
I want to connect with my readers.